Hardcover: 160 pages Publisher: Harpercollins Juvenile Books ISBN: 0066237963 February 2003 $15.99

"Hurry Up and Wait" from
PERIOD PIECES: Stories for Girls

(Excerpt from the story by Erzsi Deak)

"Did you get yours yet?" I asked, like I did every day.

"My what?" Jamie said with a yawn.

"Jamie! Your period. Did you get it?"

"Nope. I hope it never comes." She stopped turning pages and leaned in closer to the magazine. I knew she was reading the article about the girl jockey.

"I wish mine would come -- then I could get my ears pierced." I lay back on my bed and stared up at the ceiling. "I am so tired of people thinking I'm just twelve."

"But you are twelve."

"I know, but I want to see movies like The Last Picture Show, and Mom says, 'not until you're grown up.' And I have to be thirteen or get my period before I can pierce my ears. Jamie, my life is on hold!"

"Your birthday's next week," Jamie said without looking up.

"I don't think I can wait that long for earrings." I sighed, throwing my arm across my eyes.

"Yuck," said Jamie. "Pierced ears hurt. Think about all that blood." She shivered. "I'm perfectly happy being twelve and having hole-less ears. And I've seen what happens when you get your period. Both my sisters become monsters."

"I'll be nice to you when I get my period."

Jamie snorted. "Just you wait!"

"I am waiting! I've been waiting for twelve years, eleven months, and sixteen days!"

Erzsi Deak = writer. scout. editor. agent. for reasons that even escape her, she is somewhat obsessed with fowl play & urban farms. And cannoli in season.

non-fiction

Selected Articles from Children's Book Writer's & Illustrator's Market
non-fiction, travel
Urban Crayon Paris: The City Guide for Parents with Children
Urban Crayon Paris is a recommended "Read Before You Go" on the Family Travel Forum Web site. The first of an upcoming series of hip city guides from Urban Crayon
short stories

Fiction
"Wild Strawberries," a short story by Erzsi in the book, LINES IN THE SAND: NEW WRITING ABOUT WAR & PEACE (Frances Lincoln, 2003)
A short story in the collection of stories put together by Mary Hoffman and Rhiannon Lassiter to benefit UNICEF's Emergency Appeal for the Children of Iraq.
short stories about girls coming of age
"Hurry Up and Wait" from PERIOD PIECES: Stories for Girls
"Hurry Up and Wait": Zoe is desperate to grow up and 'get there,' but what's the hurry?
essays
THEY ONLY LAUGHED LATER -- includes Erzsi's essay, "Envelope Thief."
The life of an ex-pat. . . What's love of language got to do with it? And why is that woman screaming at me? I'm not an envelope saleswoman. Is there such a thing as an envelope saleswoman?